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Ventriliquist and a Redneck

A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to entertain at a bar in Texas.


He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes; we ain't all stupid here in the South."


Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee!"



What is God?

Once there was a little boy. He was curious about God so he went and asked his mother. "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" His mother replied, "God is both a man and a woman."

"Mommy, is God black or white?" His mother replied, "God is both black and white."

Mommy, is God gay or straight?" His mother was somewhat shocked at his question, but she answered anyway, "God is both gay and straight." The little boy nodded with understanding. "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"




Andy walks into a bar, and ducks....then I finish, and he swallows....lmao

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