A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to
entertain at a bar in Texas.
He's going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big
burly guy in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just
about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes; we ain't all
stupid here in the South."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big
guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the
smart ass little fella on your knee!"
What is God?
Once there was a little boy. He was curious about God so he went and asked
his mother. "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" His mother replied, "God is
both a man and a woman."
"Mommy, is God black or white?" His mother replied, "God is both black and
Mommy, is God gay or straight?" His mother was somewhat shocked at his
question, but she answered anyway, "God is both gay and straight." The
little boy nodded with understanding. "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"
Andy walks into a bar, and ducks....then I finish, and he swallows....lmao